unsinkablelove: if you put your ear on the inner thigh of a complete stranger on the bus you can actually hear them say “what the fuck are you doing”
Girl: But if I have a boyfriend, and I kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating?
Me: If I punch you in the face with my left fist, but I'm right-handed, does that really count as me punching you in the face
Two churches located across the street from each...
atheistme: dangerdumont: vagina-thumper: Our Lady of Martyrs Y’all are awesome. I have a feeling they’re really progressive and this makes me happy Dogs definitely go to heaven. STFU, Presbyterians. You don’t know what you are talking about. They even made a movie about it.